Burlesque Elegy

Miss Porden

A parody on that truly sublime and pathetic elegy entitled

“Fitz-Pieria’s gone to pot.”

Let every nymph be melancholy
 And each bystander fret:
For he who once was blithe and jolly,
 Fitz-Pieria’s ta’en the pet.

We’ll raise in this unhallowed spot,
 A monumental store,
And there expressive of his lot
 These line we’ll grave upon.

Let every nymph be melancholy
 And each bystander fret:
For he who once was blithe and jolly,
 Fitz-Pieria’s ta’en the pet.

Let this sad stone her tears distill,
 A briny fountain pure
Which shall collecting form a will,
 That flows with pace demure.

Let every nymph be melancholy
 And each bystander fret:
For he who once was blithe and jolly,
 Fitz-Pieria’s ta’en the pet.

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